My Cat Hates Me

Generally, I respect my cat for hating me. Despite my love, hugs and the treats I keep in my pockets, he mostly just gives me shitty looks from several feet away. This pattern of behavior also describes my relationship with my friends, boyfriend, family, etc. My uncontrollable squirming also makes me an unsuitable cat bed.

However, I must be sitting extra still this afternoon, because he just curled up on a pillow next to me.

Or that's just a very comfortable pillow.