Corgis in a Jaguar

Via CorgiCapers1 Flickr

I wish I was the one driving that car.

Embroidered Loteria Note Cards

SpongeBob SquarePants Memes

I'm a nerd. It's a fact. I also work at home, so the amount of time I spend looking at stupid internet things is shameful, and shouldn't be quantified. However, I've been seeing an awful lot of Spongebob and Patrick stuff on I Can Has Cheezeburger:

People who love drugs love Spongebob

Patrick is terrible at working

I'll be your fourth friend

I love the F.U.N. song

My Cat Hates Me

Generally, I respect my cat for hating me. Despite my love, hugs and the treats I keep in my pockets, he mostly just gives me shitty looks from several feet away. This pattern of behavior also describes my relationship with my friends, boyfriend, family, etc. My uncontrollable squirming also makes me an unsuitable cat bed.

However, I must be sitting extra still this afternoon, because he just curled up on a pillow next to me.

Or that's just a very comfortable pillow.

Insides on Dresses

via Craft

I wish I had $1000 to purchase these gruesome slip dresses from Rachel Wright's Etsy shop. I could be a twenty-something, female Inside-Out Boy. Only, I guess I wouldn't be a hero, just a morbid girl, with a hunch, a scowl and guts on her dress.

I hope someone vomited at the sight of these.

Meta Corgi

baller photo from mphoenix's flickr

This corgi dressed as a sheep with a little stuffed corgi at its feet is my inspiration for this afternoon.

A spring day

It's not 85 degrees and sunny today, but if it were . . .